Debt Advice for the Lazy

Who wants to get sensible debt advice when there are idle ways making money? Life’s too short for working the nine to five. So here are some creatively lazy ways of earning money if you are feeling particularly desperate for some cash for nothing.

Make Money the Lazy Way

Pay off a Loan the Easy Way

 Making money whilst in the sleeping state is the ideal way of obtaining cash. Save the waking hours for watching TV, munching pizza and other slothful activities, and let the money pour in whilst in the dream state in the following ways.

• Volunteer to take part in a sleep clinic study, the condition being to research only into the alpha state.
• Play an extra on Casualty or other medical soap as a sleeping patient or one who has popped his clogs on a gurney.
• If a sleeping patient part is not forthcoming, offer to play a prone tramp, drunk or window shop dummy.
• Become a life model. The condition being that you can bring a duvet and pillow to the art studio.
• Get paid to trial bed mattresses for a living.

Make Money without Going to Work

Earning money without working is possible, and I don’t mean becoming an author or artist, but by not working. Well, not in the normal sense anyway, such as the following preoccupations.

• Sell hair cuttings to a wig maker.
• Sell toe clippings to the next Damon Hurst for his installation at the Tate Moderne.
• Collect credit cards and melt them down into sculptures to sell on Ebay.
• Offer your spare room for rent to people’s goldfish.
• Rent the fridge out to a sperm bank company.
• Make plaster casts of your bum cheek imprints on the chair seat and sell them as paper weights.

Debt Busting Ideas for the Lazy Entrepreneur

Passive ways of making money are aplenty if the lazy debt buster stops and thinks. Or to be more precise, stops. Earning money whilst asleep is the ultimate aim, although a close proximity can be achieved, which in turn will help the debtor get a better night’s sleep.